i want to stop time like a carnival ride.

i feel like an alien. bc what you see isnt always the truth. 👽

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parks-and-rex:

parks-and-rex:

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

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twilightly:

I dreamed that I killed you and Danny. But I didn’t just kill ya. I cut you up in little pieces. Oh my God. I must be losing my mind.

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prasejeebus:

JESUS

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hekateanwitchcraft: “Me when people tell me to stop talking about witchcraft ”
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unkemptseeker: “ darneildtpg: “ kazard: “ residentfeline: “ how do cats even work ” Cats: • A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound. • The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the...
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you would not believe your nose

weppy:

if head shoulder knees and toes

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demogorgoon:

when u love her but all she want from u is some eggos

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